Sayonara, Naruto!

It has been more than a year since the disastrous ending of Naruto (that I will never acknowledge). I still stay in this fandom mainly because of SasuHina, but now I realize that I can’t even do that anymore. This is the worst fandom I have ever encountered in my life.

Fans are attacking each other just because preference over shipping of fictional characters. Mainly it is started by pro-ending supporters who expect every Naruto fans to worship their so-called “canon pairings” and neglect every other pairings since the ending has been revealed. Maybe they desperately think that since their pairings are “canon”, from now on everyone automatically will love their pairings thus it is a duty to dedicate all of others’ precious time to make fanworks based on that shitty ending. When that doesn’t happen, they are going nuts and attacking everyone. Unfortunately this “canon army” only dare to do it cowardly behind anonymous face or fake accounts. They stoop so low, even use death threats to those who refuse to like their overrated pairings. Well, who will love garbage like that anyway?

And people behind Naruto only think about how to milk the series. They never think about the quality of the story, popularity conquers all. Why I am even in this series while there are many better series over there, I can’t understand.

So, in this post I want to conclude my thoughts on Naruto before leaving the fandom completely. I won’t make this lame fandom get more people by still sticking to this series. It will make it more popular and make others think that this series is good. Bah! No! I think Naruto is the worst series I have known so far, because :

 

1. The ending is incompatible with the storyline

How could Naruto not love Sakura after all those years spent chasing after her? How could an “Uchiha” wear glasses and not blind? (see Itachi). How could Himawari have byakugan with blue eyes? And many more.

Seems like to force this ending to happen, all basic rules in Naruto world must be broken. So I think this is not Naruto. To me, this is just fanfiction, not canon, and the real Naruto has ended at chapter 698. I feel like the rest of it only desperate attempts from Naruto teams to monetize the series by adding and changing the universe as much as they like to create more money. And more popularity = more money so I am not expecting something good out of this series anymore.

 

2. There is no change in the corrupted system

Hyuuga clan is still not changed, so is the system in shinobi village that has caused the circle of hatred, although the Orange Hokage has ruled the village and became the legendary hero. What is the point of all of these fights if the situation doesn’t change?

 

3. The moral values are wrong

Every series that I know has at least one good moral value. But I saw Naruto taught the fans to:

 

-be fangirl forever because eventually their crushes will be theirs (look at Hinata and Sakura!)

-throw away all self-respect and dignity as long as their crushes agree to be with them, even if it is only on paper

-force their crushes to return their feelings because apparently it is idiot and cruel not to do so!

-be content with all oppression and wrong system because everything must be endured

-recognize that the definition of “true love” is abuse and murder attempts

-say that lying is bad but if they are the ones who lie, then it is perfectly acceptable

-forgive instantly people with shitty behaviours as long as they have handsome face

 

What the hell is that? I am not gonna recommend this series to my children or anyone else I know, heck I will ban this series in my house!

 

4. The “canon couples” are fake, forced, OOC, and terrible

Naruhina “love story” is OOC as hell. Actually it has good potential if only Hinata doesn’t “force” Naruto to return her feelings. No one is supposed to return another person’s feeling! If that is the case, then Lee also deserves Sakura! Why Hinata’s or Sakura’s feelings matter while Lee’s, Naruto’s, and Sasuke’s feelings don’t? Even Karin’s and Ino’s feelings are not counted just because they are not popular!

Meanwhile its “sister ship” Sasusaku is the worst pairing in anime and manga history. You can’t call that “love”. That is just toxic, sickening, and egoistical obsession of an ultimate fangirl (who later fails in her life). You can’t just call abuse, murder attempts, and neglection for dozen of years as “act of love” except there is sickness in your head. No girls deserves to be treated like Sakura. No wonder she holds the title as the worst anime character ever, since she is so shallow and has no self-respect. This girl is not an example for any good woman on this planet.

It is horrible that people behind Naruto only think about popularity, not the quality of the story. If Minato x Sakura is popular, then maybe they will bring him back with so many fake reasons like Uchiha who can wear glasses like Salad.

 

5. The “next generation” is so awfully made, spoiled, and copycat

The “next generation” is just copycat of their “parents” with uglier appearance. Look at Salad, Chochou, and Himawari! They are the UGLIEST CREATURES in the whole Naruto series! Don’t forget the super spoiled Salad and Bolt that think that the earth is over if “daddy” doesn’t play with them! I am not “touched” at all by that “daddy issues”! Oh, also, the fail attempts by the Naruto teams to desperately remake the chemistry of NaruSasu and NaruSaku by creating BoruSara. They are hideous, really, maybe will create another uglier spawn. No, I don’t think NaruSaku chemistry can be remade by these two kids. NaruSaku is rather easy on the eyes but those copycats are too ugly and annoying!

 

6. The main characters became really ugly

Sasuke with half of his face covered is the WORST version of Sasuke. He is not handsome at all. Not to mention he is like someone who has reached 50. I don’t think he is even my Sasuke. Sasuke in The Last Movie is the last appearance of Sasuke that is acceptable by me. And in my headcanon, he is still attractive, without half-covered face, although his hair is longer like Itachi. Just imagine The Last Sasuke with Itachi’s hair!

Naruto is not different either. His new style hair is awful. I don’t understand why he has many fans in The Last Movie with his uglier appearance. He doesn’t hold a candle againts Sasuke in looks department whether in that universe or in previous version (Part 1 and Shippuden).

 

7. Uchiha got poor fate

I am a fans of Uchiha, but it seems like this clan has a poor fate in this series and it is a great dissappointment to me. Itachi wiped out the whole beautiful and strong clan then died. Sasuke’s life is so miserable with hardcore fangirl and ugly kid following him around.

There is this talk amongst fans that Sasuke has this pitiful future to satisfy all kinds of fans. Kishi wanted to please Sasusaku by making them looked like together, but to please antis and haters, he kept them far away. Sasuke also only connects with Naruto to appeal SasuNaru fans. Salad’s mother is up to fans so that way, all female x Sasuke can claim her as their child. So everybody’s happy, right? NO, I AM NOT! I am not happy with this storyline and will never come back to support Naruto. Instead of making me come back, this storyline disgusts me, the worst kind of ending I have ever read!

 

That is all. And since I don’t acknowledge the ending as canon, I treat it as another version of ending created by someone. Well, it described Naruto world in such inaccurate way, so it is not different with fanfiction. Why I must acknowledge it as real canon? My real canon is SasuHina and NaruSaku, the more logical ending, as I wrote here.

Even so, I will fill in the blank space of this so-called “canon” with my interpretation and other fans’ assumption, since it left much to imagination:

 

1. Salad is not Sasuke’s true child, I am sure of it. Look at the real Naruto. Mikoto, Sasuke’s mother, is so beautiful so logically Sasuke is also good-looking. Salad is so ugly, there is no way she has Sasuke’s genes within her. Any children of Sasuke should be decent-looking. Someone so beautiful won’t have such an embarassment as a child. She has sharingan? Yes, but so do all Uchihas. So, she is just an Uchiha test tube baby from Orochimaru lab. Her mother is Karin, there is no doubt. Look at her apperance and skills. Don’t ask about Gaiden, everyone could be lying. Her father is some Uchiha, can be Obito, Shisui, or another Uchiha with black hair and dark eyes but not Sasuke or Itachi. They are too good for her sorry-ass.

I think Salad was born because Orochimaru wanted to make an ultimate baby from Uzumaki and Uchiha lineage. Sasuke found out about that plan and he stopped it, but most of the process had been done. The only one left was to place it into a woman’s womb. Sasuke didn’t want to lose the chance to have another member of Uchiha clan and at the same time, Sakura who pursued him tirelessly had appeared. So he made Sakura as the surrogate mother and had her raise the child. Sakura agreed but only with condition that Sasuke married her. Sasuke wanted nothing to do with the fangirl so he only agreed to pretend to marry her. It was a fake marriage and he allowed her to use the clan name for the sake of the Uchiha child. But Sakura, who didn’t realize that Sasuke only used her as babysitter, had flown to the seventh sky. She happily obliged and returned to the village. So Salad is Sasuke’s adopted child. That is why Sasuke is never at home and only slightly showed her affection. Because she is not his own blood. She is just another Uchiha kid. Uchiha is supposed to be someone who is capable to love greatly, but since Sasuke is so indefferent, then it is clear that Salad is not important to him.

 

2. Sasuke perhaps has a family outside the village. Maybe he fell in love with a girl on his journey but knowing that it was dangerous to make a new Uchiha family, he eloped with the girl to a place far away from shinobi world, pretending to take a mission with unlimited time. When he found that “Salad project” by Orochimaru, he realized that it was a perfect plan to cover his family. He made a fake family with Sakura as a decoy so his real family is safe. He knew that Sakura is strong enough to protect herself not to mention there is the legendary Naruto in the village. The kid is not his anyway so it is perfectly fine if that one is on constant threat from enemy. Hey, it is not heartless. Sasuke will try to protect the kid and Sakura too with the best of his ability but since he is not God, there is a chance that he will lose. And he won’t take that chance to his real family that he loves genuinely. Now his long-time mission makes sense, also why he doesn’t seem to love Sakura enough to kiss her after 12 years of separation. Don’t ask me who is that lucky girl. It can be new character, OC, me, you, anyone… Well, Sasuke X Reader scenario has never been so interesting!

 

3. Alternation to scenario #2. Since I am a certified SasuHina fans, I would like to think that before Hinata’s marriage, Sasuke and her had a thing that made her give birth to his children. The children are twins, boy and girl. The girl has sharingan but the boy has the eye combination. This caused fear within Konoha. What if another war ensued because of the boy’s special eyes?

So, Hyuuga clan and Kakashi ordered Sasuke to bring the children away. Because their further union was rejected and endangered the whole Konoha, then Hinata pretended to marry Naruto and Sasuke made a fake family with Sakura with scenario #1. Bolt and Himawari were made by artificial insemination. Sasuke raised his children in a secret place while pretending to be on a long-time mission. His friends were spreading lies about him now and then to help him cover the truth.

Even so, he is still so much in love with Hinata so after the kids got older and could take care of themselves, he offered to be Bolt’s master to be close with her. Now you can see why he always connects with Naruto but NEVER with his so-called “family”. To check on his hime, of course.

Meanwhile his own children with Hinata are perfectly fine in his secret place, doing little adventure and kicking ass with various techniques taught directly by their beloved REAL father. Their name? Hikari and Hikaru Uchiha. They have black hair and fair skin. Hikari, the girl, has dark eyes and sharingan, a true Uchiha in appearance. While Hikaru has grey eyes. He can combine both byakugan and sharingan. Hikari looks like Hinata with wavy hair and Hikaru is a carbon copy of Sasuke (minus the eyes) with straight hair. Both of them are beautiful. This looks cool, right? Salad who?

 

Whichever scenario it is (I prefer scenario #3), I am sure that Salad in that “canon” universe is not Sasuke’s true child and Sakura is his fake “wife”. No real family is making Sasuke as distance as that. Not even Kishi with his future “works” can influence me on this. I am done with Naruto and this is what I want to believe from that disaster-called-ending. It is just a fictional world anyway.

Okay, I think those are all my thoughts about Naruto. I am dissappointed that this series becomes this bad just because of the influence of popularity and money. I know that Kishi does this for a living but so does J.K. Rowling but she didn’t sacrifice her story’s quality too much. I mean, author can follow readers’ opinion but do it in a good way without decreasing the quality significantly. In Naruto, I feel like everything will be done as long as it sells, including turning Naruto’s world upside down and it is a big turn off for me.

Now I will move on to another better series, which are really plentiful out there. I hope I will never encounter another series which is as bad or even worse than this. Sayonara, Naruto!

Naruto New Generation : Another Version

Tired of copycat and ugly kids in a cheap soap opera drama? Yep, that’s why I am making this another version of Naruto new generation. I kinda mixed OCs of other fans and made my own storyline. So, although the storyline is mine, the pictures and concepts of OC kids you will see below belongs to their respective artists. I just borrowed them to make my own little world here. No financial benefit will be taken from this as it is pure for entertainment only. Of course I can make my own OC kids but I am terrible at drawing so I use another OCs for the main characters so you can see how the kids look like. Nevertheless, there will be some of my OCs here as side characters (not drawn, though).

As you know, whatever happened in Naruto, I only acknowledge SasuHina and NaruSaku as canon.

So the new generation of Naruto in this version consists of their children, and other pairings’ I like as well.

 

STORYLINE

This version begins right after chapter 698. You can see my headcanon ending about how SasuHina and NaruSaku got together here. Apparently NaruSaku got married a year before SasuHina because Sasuke and Hinata needed more time to be together.

After the marriage, Hinata passed her position as Hyuuga’s heir to Hanabi and Sasuke brought Hinata to Uchiha compound. He intended to rebuild Uchiha clan and restored its former glory. First, he built Uchiha compound and hired people to run business there so it was not a long deserted piece of land anymore. Later, he would make his children inhirited the business so the compound would belong to Uchiha once more. That’s why he procreated as many as he could because restoring a clan definitely didn’t only need one heir (moreover if it’s a girl *insert sarcasm laughs here*).

 

 

Besides of rebuilding his clan, Sasuke also had a career as an ANBU. It wasn’t long before he became the top of his game. Hinata became a jounin and had her own team, consist of Chiyo Uzumaki (Naruto and Sakura’s daughter), Hidemi Inuzuka (Kiba and Tenten’s son), and Kaoru Aburame (Shino and Hana’s son). But due to her frequent pregnancies, she often left her team on their own so later decided to resign to be a fulltime housewife. She didn’t regret it though since there were A LOT of kids to handle.

Meanwhile, when he got a mission to Amegakure, Sasuke found a little girl with sharingan, that none other than Inari Uchiha, his late brother Itachi’s daughter with his fellow Akatsuki’s member, Konan. She was taken care by her mother’s close friend all this time. Sasuke brought her back to Konoha on age of 8 and treated her as if she was his own child.

Naruto became a Hokage after Kakashi stepped down. He made many changes within the village to break the circle of hatred, one of them was removing the branch seal in Hyuuga’s clan with the help of Hanabi and Hinata. He also restored Uchiha’s rights and reputation. He was often seen walking around the village with a big smile on his face and helping the villagers in need that he met on the street. He played with children with his clones, heck even used his clones sometimes to do his paperworks! Sakura often scolded him for this.

 

He was a doting and loving father towards his kids and often helped them to make pranks around the village. Shinachiku was his best ‘partner in crime’.

Sakura became the head of hospital. She was currently one of the best medic nin around. She trained a lot of other shinobi in this field, including her own son, Shinachiku and later, Sasuke’s daughter, Hinami Uchiha.

18 years later, Sasuke and Hinata had 12 children (yeah, you read that right), with two set of twins and 8 other siblings, 6 boys and 6 girls respectively. 6 of them held sharingan, while 4 others had byakugan. 2 of them had special eyes as the result of the mix of sharingan and byakugan. They were Sanada (16), Hikari & Hikaru (15), Fugaku (13), Mikoto (12), Hitomi (11), Mana (9), Daichi (7), Itachi (6), Sugumi (5), and Hinami & Minami (3).

While Naruto and Sakura had 5 children, consists of 2 boys and 3 girls. They were Shinachiku (17), Chiyo (15), Haku (12), Melondy (8) and Hanami (5). Well, Naruto always tried to compete with Sasuke in anything including having kids (although he clearly was losing) and he also loved children and wanted to have a big family.

By the way, here are the profiles of the new generation of Naruto in this version:

 

SASUHINA’S FAMILY

Sanada Uchiha (16)

Storyline

The firstborn, Sanada Uchiha, now 16 years old, was a promising heir to Uchiha clan. He had unique eyes as the combination of byakugan and sharingan also possessed extraordinary skills just like his uncle, Itachi. Now he served under his father in ANBU squad. Quiet & shy, always competed with Shinachiku, and overprotective towards his siblings.

 

Profile

Personal information

Fighting style : Doujutsu (eye technique) + Kenjutsu (sword technique)
Birth date: November 25
Sign: Sagittarius
Blood Type: A
Hobby: Training (lots), basking in woods, fish watching
Likes: His family, friends, animals, adventure, mochi, croquettes
Dislikes: feeling weak, spicy food

 

Personality
Strengths: independent, generous, adventurous, optimistic
Weaknesses: impatient, self-involved

 

The eyes

Sanada is Sasuke’s and Hinata’s eldest son. He inherits his DNA from both of his parents, however, the Uchiha DNA is slightly stronger. Due to that reason, the only bloodline he is able to activate at a young age is the Sharingan. But he slowly starts to realize that he can go beyond just Sharingan.

 

Normal eyes

Abilities:

no special abilities; just a normal eye

 

Sharingan

Abilities:

able to see things at drastically reduced speeds, making it possible to read, identify, memorize and copy any taijutsu, ninjutsu and genjutsu. More info here:

www.narutohurricane.com/kekkei…

 

First level of new doujutsu

Abilities:

the power of the eyes go slightly beyond the powers of Sharingan–the user is able to use sharingan powers + see people’s aura or chakra system clearly

Disadvantages:

Large amount of chakra drainage; can’t be used properly unless trained very well to do so

 

Second level of new doujutsu

Abilities:

the user is able to use sharingan powers with the newly 360 degree vision ability

Disadvantages:

Large amount of chakra drainage; constant eye-aches; can’t be used properly unless trained VERY, VERY well to do so

 

Note

This character designed by xClubBearx

 

Inari Uchiha (21)

Storyline

Inari Uchiha was calm, strong, and very pretty, but could be cold-hearted in certain situation, very much like her father. Found when wandering around Amegakure streets on age of 8, she greatly respected her uncle.

Young Inari

Now she was in ANBU. Sasuke offered her the position of Uchiha’s heir but she refused, knowing that her 5-years-younger-cousin, Sanada, had more potentials than her. Even so, she was basically Sasuke’s right hand both in Uchiha or ANBU. She was a great cook and didn’t mind to help Hinata to take care of the kids. Sometimes she helped the rebuilding of Uchiha’s compound too. She had Mangekyo Sharingan because one day she must kill one of her friends in a mission in fear that the one would blow their cover.

Inari’s mangekyo sharingan

 

Profile

Favorite foods: cabbage and onigiri with seaweed in it

Least favorite food: Steak

Name meaning: Successful One

Uchiha: Fan

Blood type: AB

Hair color: Black

Eye color: Black

 

Note

This character taken from Naruto OC Wiki

This design is quite popular since it got award as # 5 in the top 20 Naruto children and akatsuki children. Since the profile didn’t mention her mother’s name, so I made it up since her face resembles Konan. Also I love ItaKonan!

In her original storyline, she died on 8 years old because of the same disease as her father, but for this version, she will live on and luckily, doesn’t have any serious disease.

 

Hikari and Hikaru Uchiha (15)

 

Storyline

Hikari and Hikaru, the first set of twins, were jounin now. Sasuke had them take care of the rebuilding of Uchiha’s compound.

Hikari was a very beautiful girl so she became the new heartthrob of the village just like her father in the past (unlike someone’s ugly that claimed to be Sasuke’s daughter *coughcough*). She was brave, tough, and dangerous, and had unlock Mangekyo Sharingan, just like her cousin, Inari, because she saw one of her teammates died in a mission. She was really close with Inojin Yamanaka, the son of Ino and Sai.

Hikaru had missmatched eyes. He had Hinata’s personality and often bullied for his eyes. Since he was too kind like her mother, he never paid the bully back so Hikari did that for him since she was an aggresive one, just like her father. Nevertheless, he was a skillful ninja, mastered both gentle fist and sharingan.

 

Note

These characters designed by scarlet-hime. Since she didn’t mention the names of the characters, I made it for them, also the fact that they are twins in this version.

 

Fugaku Uchiha (13), Mikoto Uchiha (12), and Itachi Uchiha (6)

Storyline

Fugaku (boy on the right) had a face like Itachi and very serious personality. He was on the same team with Haku Uzumaki, Naruto’s handsome pink-haired son. He had sharingan and currently was a Chuunin.

While Mikoto (girl on the left) was warm and nice like Hinata but frightening in fight. She trained directly under Hanabi Hyuuga. Just like Fugaku, she was also a Chuunin.

And Itachi (boy in the middle) basically Sasuke’s carbon copy with his uncle Itachi’s hairstyle, a happy and promising kid. Always became the best in academy. He also had master Katon : Great Fireball Technique and unlocked the infamous sharingan at such a young age. His fast progress made him the third prodigy in the family with Mana closing in.

 

Note

This image uploaded by Byakugan Master. Since there is no name and personalities on this picture, I took the liberty to name them and added a few personality details for this version.

 

Hitomi Uchiha (11)

Sanada and Hitomi

 

Storyline

She was Sanada’s favorite sister.

Younger Hitomi and Sanada

Younger Hitomi and Sanada

 

Had Hinata’s looks, raven hair, and byakugan, with Sasuke’s younger-self personality.

 

Baby version of Hitomi with Sasuke

 

She was a Genin now and also trained under Hanabi.

 

Note

Like Sanada, this character also designed by xClubBearx

 

Mana Uchiha (9)

Storyline

Active and full of spirits, also possessed sharingan. She liked to cut her hair short and wouldn’t hesitate to punch anyone who made fun of her. She wanted to be the strongest kunoichi ever. Her role model was her big sister, Hikari. Had a crush on Haku and definitely a daddy’s girl. Apparently a very talented shinobi, her potential made Sasuke often trained her himself. She was a Genin like Hitomi.

 

Note

This character designed by crxsszeria. I added some personality details in this version. So far she is my most favorite of all SasuHina’s children made by fans.

 

Daichi Uchiha (7)

 

Hinata with baby Daichi

 

Hinata with baby Daichi

Sasuke and Hinata with baby Daichi

 

Storyline

He had Sasuke’s looks with byakugan and better personality. Currently enrolled in academy. He was really close with her sister, Sugumi.

 

Note

This character designed by SakiriHatakePRO. This girl is a very talented SasuHina artist who maybe on par with LadyGT for NaruSaku. She made many beautiful SasuHina fanarts with anime-style.

 

Sugumi Uchiha (5)

Hinata and baby Sugumi

 

Storyline

She was pretty and inhirited Sasuke’s sharingan. A bit shy but would open up if attached to someone.

 

Note

Same as Daichi, this character designed by SakiriHatakePro. I added a few personality details for her character in this version.

 

Hinami & Minami Uchiha (3)

Storyline

Hinami and Minami were the last additions for the family, at least until now. They often became the center of attention because of their cuteness. Currently still playing and training at home with Hinata.

 

Profile

Minami can be easily mistaken as a girl because: one, he looks feminine and two, his name is a common name for a girl. He has hooded eyes/eyelids(?) like her mother. Also loves to hang out with Hanabi a lot. Favorite thing to do is to sit beside his father in the porch while waiting for the tea that his mother is brewing.

Hinami is a self-conscious kid. Sakura loves to dote on her (aside from that fact that her eyes looks like Sasuke’s) because she see a lot of herself in her when she was younger. She’s an aspiring mednin. Definitely a mama’s girl and she likes hearing her mother tell stories how they (her parents) met in an unexpected way, not romantic but pure.

 

Note

This character designed by NateFluff

 

NARUSAKU’S FAMILY

Shinachiku Uzumaki (17)

Shinachiku in all ages

Naruto and Sakura with baby Shinachiku

 

Storyline

A great medic nin like his mother but had the same personality and looks as his father. Like Naruto, he always tried to compete with Uchiha, namely Sanada, in practically everything. He had inhirited byakugou from his mother.

 

Note

This version of Shinachiku Uzumaki created by Pumyteh

 

Chiyo Uzumaki (15)

 

Storyline

Chiyo had Kushina’s red hair and Sakura’s green eyes, a really pretty girl. She was Hikari’s bestfriend and hated boys for some reasons. Hinata was her former sensei. She had Guren and Mei’s bloodlines within her with the help of Tsunade. As an Uzumaki, she had Karin’s ability to sense chakra, making her a good tracker. Her rank was jounin.

 

Profile

Hair color: Dark Red with a streak of Kizahi Haruno.

Eye color: Green

Dislike: Boys cause the keep thinking that she’s a boy and tries to get in fights with ‘him’

 

Note

This OC’s image created by naepyon. I think the traits matches that of Chiyo Uzumaki created by Disney8404 so I made this character and added a few details and skills for her in this version. Profile of Chiyo Uzumaki was from here. I changed some details to make her fit in this version.

 

Haku Uzumaki (12)

 

Storyline

A unique boy with pink hair. Like Sanada and Shinachiku, he always competed with Fugaku. Luckily he was on the same team with him. They would likely to repeat the dynamic of team 7. He liked pulling pranks on his father along with Shinachiku and had Wood, Ice, and Crystal release. Currently he was a Chuunin.

 

Profile

Hair color: Pink

Eye color: Violet

Born: Land of the Waves

Dislikes: Girls in the academy due to those girls think he’s a girl. He doesn’t like the boys cause the boys think he’s girl and kept asking him out on a date. He hates his inner Haku.

Jutsus: Crystal Armor, Crystal Mirror, Crystal Prison, Crystal needles, Crystal Clones, Crystal Labyrinth, Mirroring Ice Crystals, Ice needles, Ice Prison, Ice Clones, Wood clones, Wood Prison and Wood needles, Healing jutsu, Flying Thunder technique

 

Note

This character also designed by Disney8404 just like Chiyo Uzumaki. I must alter some of his character and history for this version. By the way, the original story of Haku and Chiyo Uzumaki is interesting too, you can read the fanfiction here

 

Melondy Uzumaki (8)

Storyline

She was a good friend of Mana. Always trying to help Mana with her crush towards Haku. She had many friends because of her sweet personality. She was learning in academy right now.

 

Note

This character was redesigned by Melondy13 based on Himawari’s sketch.

 

Hanami Uzumaki (5)

Storyline

The baby of the family, Hanami was a papa’s girl. She loved to drag Kurama’s plushie around. Her cataphrase was “Shayoo!” She was a great friend of Sugumi.

 

Note

This image uploaded by naetpyon on tumblr.

 

OTHER PAIRINGS AND THEIR FAMILIES

SaiIno

 

Storyline

SaiIno is still in this version, and so is their only son, Inojin. I have no objection towards this pairing from the very beginning.

Ino and younger Inojin

In this version, Ino became the head of investigation department with hairstyle like picture above (I love it!). Inojin, now 15, was an active shinobi. His rank was Chuunin.

Sai hired by Sasuke to take care of a gallery of painting in Uchiha compound.

 

SuiKarin

Storyline

Karin and Suigetsu finally became a couple after years of bickering and Karin’s fruitless efforts to get Sasuke back. Being one of the very last to get married, they had one daughter who resembled Karin so much with Suigetsu’s eyes, named Suina (5). Karin was in ANBU and Suigetsu (along with Juugo) helped Sasuke to build Uchiha compound.

 

Note

I found this picture here. Since there is no any details, I added it myself.

 

KibaTen

Storyline

Kiba married Tenten and had three children, one girl and two boys. The oldest was Hidemi Inuzuka (17), a Jounin who was also Chiyo’s teammate. He inhirited his father skills and looks. The second one was Megumi Inuzuka (14), a Chuunin in the same team as Fugaku and Haku. This girl look like Tenten with his father’s eyes and hair color. She had some expertises in taijutsu, thanks to Lee’s influence. A high-spirited girl like her mother and very loud like her father. The last one was Kazuki Inuzuka (8), a boy with Tenten’s hair and Kiba’s looks that had her mother’s skills as weapon master. He often helped her mother in her weapon’s shop. Now he was in academy with Melondy, Daichi and Itachi besides having private training session with his mother at home.

 

ChoujiKarui

Storyline

They will have the same fate as SaiIno. The only difference is their daughter, Chocho (16) has short hair, no bangs, and a fair skin like Chouji. Frankly speaking, the “original” Chocho has the ugliest design out of all, with Salad being the second one.

 

ShinoHana

Shino, Hana, and their childen when they were younger

 

Storyline

Shino married his teammate’s sister, Hana, and they had two children. One was Kaoru Aburame (16) who was into bugs and the other was Natsumi Aburame (10) who had her mother’s clan skills. He still became a teacher in academy while his wife hired by Sasuke to manage Uchiha’s pet shop.

 

Note

I got this picture here and created the rest of the details.

 

ShikaTema

ShikaTema and younger Shikadai

Storyline

They maintains their “original” storyline because it is the most make sense scenario out of the “canon”. Shikamaru still became the eccentric Hokage’s advisor and had a son, Shikadai (15) that would again join trio ShikaInoCho.

 

GaaMatsu

 

Storyline

Gaara married Matsuri eventually and had a son named Sagan (10) who most likely to become the next Kazekage.

 

Gaara and Matsuri with baby Sagan

 

Note

This GaaMatsu image and Sagan designed by ZA-18

 

That’s it. How I love happily ever after! It is much more satisfying for me rather than the original messed up “canon”.

If you squit, you will see that I tried to put some pairings in this new generation kids, like Hikari x Inojin or Mana x Haku. I think they will make good couples. Uchiha-Uzumaki can be united without copycat characters or forced couples.

Maybe I will make their fanfic someday. You can make fanworks too based on this storyline. Tell me when it’s done via comment below, I will be really happy and probably give some comments.

See you later, folks!

Naruto and The Toxic Fans

I have gone to many fandoms before, but no fandoms that I have seen which has chaotic and unsopportive fans like Naruto. I saw many mockeries, arguments, debates, and fights in Naruto just because something so trivial that I have never seen in almost all fandoms that I have ever visited. I can understand if the debates or arguments are about OOCness or mary-sue characters. BUT in Naruto, mere choice of pairing has become a big problem!

Well, if they do not like certain pairing, they can just NOT read or see anything related to it, not mock or threat or argue just because they PERSONALLY don’t like the pairing. Why must everyone follow their personal taste in pairing, huh? Everybody has different views on things!

Moreover if the fights are about fanworks that don’t follow canon. Oh, please, since when fanworks must follow canon? And since when we can’t ship pairings we like, as odd as it is? This is TOXIC!

I don’t blame all Naruto fans because there are still fans who respect each other’s preferences. I blame all those troublemakers that force their opinions to others by bullying. Who do they think they are? Maybe they think that their preferences are the best, but for others, their preferences can be the most disgusting things on earth!

It makes Naruto fandom uncomfortable for me. In other fandom, I can ship whoever I like without trolls around although the ending has been there and the pairing I support is not canon. No one comes around demands that their personal views inserted or insists that everyone writes about canon. Also no one sulks just because doesn’t like certain pairing (strangely, they keep stalking that pairing’s works although those ones have been properly labeled/tagged). Really…

Maybe Naruto fandom is not my thing. Well, I am more suitable in peaceful fandom anyway. Besides, Naruto is not the only series around. There are many fandoms that are more interesting than Naruto. Moreover Naruto’s ending is such a bullshit compared to another series whose authors really put their hearts and minds into. Whenever I remember Naruto, I will remember such a bad writing. And should anyone ask me about the ending, I will answer : NaruSaku and SasuHina. Period.

Thoughts About Naruto’s Pairings

I have stated in previous post that I love SasuHina or Sasuke and Hinata because it’s sweet, makes sense, healthy, and the most compatible according to canon timelines. But besides of SasuHina, I enjoy another Naruto’s pairings as well. Some of them are:

 

1. SasuKonan

Konan is cool and strong so I think Sasuke will be suitable with her if she is not dead. Don’t worry, I won’t shout “SasuKonan should be canon!” because I realize they are not meant to be in canon, not to mention that her hair is short and they never ever have any moments together in canon. This is purely crack pairing for entertainment only.

 

2. GaaHina

The cool Gaara and the shy Hinata are quiet a match. This is my second best pairing for Hinata if she is not together with Sasuke in canon. Hey, GaaHina is healthy and makes sense! They can be together via arranged marriage or accidental meeting in post-war scenario. Hinata is from high class clan so the possibility of her meeting with Kazekage is very high.

 

3. SasoHina

Sasori x Hinata is a cute pairing too. Sasori is good looking and his darkness can be tamed by The Hyuga. They are well-matched if only canon allows them to be together.

 

4. ShinoHina

Shino is quiet and has decent interactions with Hinata. This is my third best pairing for Hinata in canon.

 

5. ItaKonan

If Itachi were not dead, he would be suitable with Konan. Their personalities match greatly (Konan is not a b*tch). She is cool, strong enough for him and pretty as well. They both are also Akatsuki members. There is this daughter of Itachi made by fans that will be suitable to be ItaKonan’s girl:

Her name is Inari. Look, her face is like Konan but her eyes and hair belong to Itachi. Perfect! Forget about Pein and be Uchiha’s matriach, Konan! (I started to have this headcanon that ItaKonan had this girl before they died and she is somewhere in ninja world trying to resurrect Uchiha clan. Well, she will be much better as an Uchiha’s heir than that glasses, ugly, and nerd SS girl!)

 

6. SasoKonan

Sasori x Konan is possible because both are Akatsuki members and good looking. They also have interacted when they fought and I am not sure Sasori can forget a woman who has defeated him easily. If both of them were alive, they could have chance, if she was not together with Pein or Itachi. IMO, SasoKonan has more chance than ItaKonan because they interacted more.

 

7. NejiTen

This pairing is so sweet that Itachi himself gave his approval. Neji and Tenten would certainly be suitable as canon if Neji were still alive.

8. MinaKushi

Minato and Kushina are the definition of true love, something that I though was exist in Naruto before the ending came. It is a shame that their son, Naruto, didn’t take them seriously, like ignoring Kushina’s message (“find a girl like me”) and leading Minato into false assumption (when Naruto told hopeful Minato that Sakura was his girlfriend).

 

9. MinaMiko

Minato Namikaze and Mikoto Uchiha will make a fine pairing actually because both are extremely gorgeous. Sasuke can still be their child because his spiky hair looks like Minato’s.

 

10. SasuKushi

I like Sasuke x Kushina pairing BUT they must be in the same age, in AU far far away from canon. Kushina is loud, I know, but she has long hair and won’t be a fangirl EVER. I like her high spirit and she is pretty and from mighty clan as well. They will be an interesting couple.

 

11. SaiHina

They can be real (like SaiIno) and this is my fourth best pairing in canon for Hinata. Sai is not bad and really looks like Sasuke so the feels will be like having SasuHina although Sai is not as dark as Sasuke.

 

I also have stated that I hate SasuSaku or Sasuke x Sakura the most  due to its abusive and unhealthy nature. But there are another pairings in Naruto that I don’t like as well, although not as bad as SasuSaku:

 

1. SasuKarin

Just because she is Sasuke’s teammate and has some interactions with him, some people assumed that they are lovers. I think she is not that much different with Sakura : Sasuke’s teammate and fangirl that he was trying to kill, although she has slightly better personality and fate. She is just into Sasuke’s looks I think and I don’t like her approach towards Sasuke. I like good girl who is cool and does not offer herself towards a boy shamelessly. Besides, when she seduced him, Sasuke seemed to be indifferent, so yeah, I don’t think Sasuke loves her. If she were not Sasuke’s teammate, I am sure Sasuke wouldn’t have many interactions with her. SasuKarin also is not suitable to be canon in my opinion because Karin is not quiet and doesn’t have that long hair so won’t fit Sasuke’s criteria or fondness in girl. Making it canon will be definitely OOC. In addition, Karin is not that nice even rude, so Sasuke won’t be as good as if he is with Hinata. I like SasuHina because Hinata can lead Sasuke to be better with her kindness. You know that she is really nice, even to everyone. As Sasuke fans, I want him to be a better person and I don’t think Karin is the most suitable girl for that.

 

2. SasuIno

Ino is Sasuke’s fangirl, who doesn’t mind to hug him and also is noisy. Sasuke won’t get some rest is they are together in canon.

 

3. KakaSaku

I know Kakashi-Sakura is well-known even has a chance in canon because they have many interactions and healthy as well but baby, the age difference is the real deal for me.

 

4. ItaSaku

I have this feeling that if this pairing ever happened in canon, that would be because Sakura tried to replace Sasuke with Itachi. That is not good at all. Even if not, I think Sakura would always try to compare Sasuke and Itachi since they are both Uchiha and siblings. I don’t like this “Uchiha pursuit” by Sakura because it seems that she only thinks about the clan and looks, not the true values within.

 

So, that’s my personal opinion about Naruto’s pairings. I know maybe some of them are not your likings, but hey, everyone in this world has different views of things. I won’t change my mind ever for anything so it will be better if you respect the differences. That way, it will be more peaceful as well.

At least all my favorite pairings are healthy and make sense. I don’t like irrational, obssessive, abusive, or unhealthy pairings whether in real or fiction world. I tried to be objective too regarding to canon. If my favorite pairing is not meant to be in canon, then I will not force it, so I am not that mindless fans that fight for something without reason just because of blind love. I pray so God will save me from that toxic love. Because love should make us happy, not miserable, right?

Who Cares About Naruto’s New Generations?

After these “red-herring” and all Sasuke & Hinata’s similiarities that never lead to anywhere, do you honestly think I want to do anything with Naruto’s new generation? NOPE!

The “new generation” children are ugly and just copycat to their supposed-to-be-parents (if not adopted) despite their way much better lives. I mean, how could Bolt copy Naruto’s action as a kid to seek attention when he practically has EVERYTHING? A hokage dad, a mother who is always there for him, a noble clan, a loving  sister, a nice home, and all things other kids dream of. I mean, come on, he is a PRINCE literally, so why must be so sour just because his father works? A highly-respected job at that too! This is not loneliness like Naruto, this is just a spoiled boy! So why I must spend my time to watch an adventure of a spoiled-near-perfect-boy? This is not interesting!

And Salad, the pride of Sasusaku’s fans that gave them the feeling that Sasuke cared for Sakura (although he could just donate his sperm actually without any intercourse or she could be another woman’s child raised by Sakura), is no better. Ugly like no other while her so-called “father” is the hearththrob of the village since academy days and has genes so horrible that an “Uchiha” must be forced to wear glasses (yeah, use sharingan if she wants to be blind). And her appearance is similiar to Karin as well although her “mother” in paper is Sakura.

I don’t understand why she is so sullen when her mother stays at home with her and she has grandparents too. Her “father” is not there is not the end of the world, because she has a normal life actually. A “father” in journey is better than no “father” at all. Has Sakura not told her that Sasuke went through much worse tragedy than her?

Not to mention the OOC characters, ending, and stories that make me don’t wanna associate myself anymore with Naruto. Example of these things are:

 

1. Naruto seemed to love Sakura in the whole series and suddenly it was just a rivalry with Sasuke?

2. Sasuke said he liked girl with long hair but why he must be with Sakura whose hair short most of the time?

3. Hinata said she would stop chasing after Naruto after the war but 2 years after war she still longed for him and even now married to him?

4. Kakashi said Sakura’s feeling to Sasuke has changed.

In Sakura’s databook, it also was written that she “used to have a crush on Sasuke” but in fact she still obsesses over him for like forever?

 

Yeah, if Naruto has mislead its fans for a decade, so why it won’t do the same with Bolt’s series? He could have been promoted with Salad now but maybe it is just “red herring” and he could be with any girl whose popularity more than Salad after the series begin. Even if the producers promised that it wouldn’t be like that anymore, I have no interest in romance between spoiled brats who know nothing about harsh life except their light family problems.

Naruto’s interesting to me because its characters have backgrounds that make them strive to be better. Naruto with his loneliness after his parents’ death so he struggled to be recognized and Sasuke’s intent to get revenge after his clan was massacred by his older brother. But these new generation children’s backgrounds are so happy, only marred with a bit problems that can be solved rather easily. But they acted as if the world was ending for them to the point of having impact to their personality while in fact those are NOTHING compared to what their “parents” have to endure. This is dissappointing to me.

So I won’t care for anything related to Naruto’s new generations anymore. Or rather, I don’t wanna know anything about Naruto after chapter 698. Movies and miniseries? Those are just filler. Novels? Those are just fanfictions. Even fans’ stories and character designs are so much better than the “canon”. Nothing can get me back supporting Naruto so no baiting efforts will work. I only recognize NaruSaku and SasuHina as ending and that is final.

Go on with the new project, Kishimoto, I won’t bother to look at all. Besides, it has Sasusaku and Naruhina fans to support it and since they are magnificiently popular so that is enough maybe? Because it seems that they are the only ones who are happy about the ending. Although Naruto’s rating dropped, didn’t win best ending 2014, rejected widely by its fans, and Sakura became the worst heroine according to China Times, that is okay for SP and Kishimoto, right?

If I were Kishimoto, I would apologize to fans that were not satisfied with the ending and make alternate ending in a special volume. I would also stop the anime in chapter 698 to respect the differences in opinion. I would cancel the miniseries and Boruto movies as well, but if that is not possible, I would limit them to OVA or special pack only so the fans have a choice to buy them at their own discretion. I would make animation for the alternate ending as well to be fair. If that is done, maybe I can tolerate Kishimoto a bit more.

Right now, I am already in the edge of leaving Naruto. I don’t see anything interesting anymore in that fandom, moreover pairing wars are everywhere. I saw no respect at all from the canon pairings’ supporters towards others. Maybe they thought that because their pairings became canon so they could mock or order other Naruto shippers around to abandon any non-canon favorite pairings. Who did they think they were, Naruto’s kings whatsoever? For me, they are the most annoying fans on earth and I won’t ever give up my pairings or headcanon ending no matter what they are doing. And they wonder why we can’t accept the canon pairings?

Maybe if they behave like any canon supporters in many fandoms, we won’t become these hardcore anti-ending fans. But, well, the damage is done and if it is not controlled soon, I might as well say good bye forever to Naruto.

Reasons Why SasuHina Should Be Canon

I have written some posts about SasuHina pairing (Sasuke Uchiha-Hinata Hyuga from Naruto) but I want to compile all about them here also add some more so you can read it easily. So why do I think SasuHina should be canon?

 

1. THEIR DEVELOPMENT

Some of you perhaps doubt about SasuHina because of development. SasuHina never interacted directly in manga or anime. Their only speaking scene is only in movie “Bonds” that is considered a filler or in “Road To Ninja” CD drama, but the latter involved their different selves. But DID YOU KNOW that they have so many SIMILIARITIES?

 

-They are quiet and calm

-They have kekkai genkai

-They are from two of most respected clans in Konoha

-They are looked down by their fathers

-They have strong relatives to look up to and those so-called strong relatives died

-They always use costums with matching colors (even in game!)

-Their blood types are the same with Fugaku-Mikoto Uchiha (A for the women & AB for the men) and according to blood type relation, they will have a stable relationship with the man leading (very true to their traits as well; Hinata is submissive while Sasuke is dominant). Meanwhile NaruSaku is also said to be harmonius.

-Their appearances will look like Fugaku-Mikoto Uchiha

 

Coincident? NOPE! There are TOO MANY similiarities to be called “just coincident!” I think Kishimoto put them in purpose for SasuHina. Yeah, you asked for development? THESE are their developments! These so-called “coincidences” are built along Naruto canon time. And with those many similiarities, I am sure they will understand each other very well.

 

THEIR TRAITS

I think Hinata will be the best one for Sasuke, because :

 

1.She is THE ONLY ONE Who is Not Sasuke’s Fangirl

It means that Hinata won’t be interested in boys for petty reason like good looks or famous clan or high class ability. She would rather look at people’s inner beauty. Sakura and Ino are just into Sasuke’s looks. Karin tried to seduce Sasuke because he is hot. If Sasuke were ugly, would the girls still be interested in him? NO! Sasuke himself NEVER looked like as if he was interested in his fangirls although some of them have hugged, molested, or flirted with him shamelessly.

 

2. She Has A Long Hair

Sasuke said that he likes girl with long hair, while Sakura or Karin both don’t have that kind of hair most of the time. Making SasuSaku or SasuKarin canon would diminish canon traits of Sasuke. That means the “canon ending” itself is OOC! SasuIno would be possible IF Ino was not a fangirl.

 

3. She is Not Noisy

Sasuke doesn’t appreciate too much noise, while almost all Konoha’s kunoichis are talkative or/and loud EXCEPT for Hinata. Karin is not a quite one as well. So, if you wanna make that oh-so-canon-Sasuke’s-pairing, a noisy girl is a big NO NO for him. Again, the “real canon” is OOC because everybody knew that Sakura is noisy.

 

4. She Has The Best Genes Available

Uchiha is said to be Hyuga’s descendants so Sasuke’s Uchiha genes will be more preserved if he married a Hyuga. Hinata is the only Hyuga who fits his criteria (not fangirl, not noisy, long hair) so it is clear that they should be together to procreate better Uchiha children. Since Sasuke is the last Uchiha, he should preserve his genes as much as he can, right? Maybe his decendants can marry each other as cousin later to preserve the genes more but for now, Hyuga is the best choice to restore his clan.

Not to mention Hyuga has the traits to produce twins so Sasuke’s clan can be revived much faster than if he tried it with an ordinary girl. Also, think about the power that can be obtained by the mix of Uchiha-Hyuga!

Sasuke clearly needs powerful succesor to revive the clan. And as the renowned clan, Hyuga can help to protect and assist Uchiha both inside or outside the council/court in its journey to restore its former glory.

Now see the result of OOC canon? Uchiha is alone in its rebuilding path (Naruto is so distant, Sakura is clanless) and the only heir is a girl who wears glasses! Wow!

Why does an Uchiha descendant wear glasses? Won’t she go blind if sharingan is activated like Itachi that actually had NORMAL eyes? Yeah, this is the most screwed out scenario from the so-called “new flame of Uchiha” whatsoever or SALAD. Not only she doesn’t have that cool Uchiha looks but her genes are so bad that her supposed-to-be-family’s-techniques now perhaps is useless on her. An Uchiha with glasses? That is unheard of! Maybe she is really adopted afterall?

If she by any miracles managed to not blind activating sharingan, that means OOC card is used again. And how can she revive Uchiha if she will change her family name once she gets married? (most likely to an Uzumaki, nonetheless). Yeah… yeah… good bye forever, Uchiha! Not only your sharingan will only be a distant memory but your family name too! The flame looks so deem already!

 

5. She Does Not Have An Unique Hair Colour

Imagine Uchiha in pink or red or blond. Doesn’t seem so “Uchiha”? I think so too. But indigo is closest to dark, so Hinata won’t make strange Uchiha ever.

 

6. She is Submissive and Needs Protection

Hinata is submissive by nature so won’t object Sasuke’s domination, but not to the point of total submission like Sakura. That’s because she has strong back-up from her clan and does not love him foolishly to not let him go if he tries anything funny.

She is also not made as strong as Sakura. That is why she needs protection from time to time. Uchiha is so much protective towards their loved ones so they will be perfect together; there are someone who wants to protect and someone who needs to be protected.

 

7. She Has Never Been Hurt By Him

SasuSaku is the definition of worst abusive couple ever in anime and manga history. Karin also has ever been hurt and almost killed by Sasuke.

Hinata in the other hand was spared from Sasuke’s atrocitities over the years. So SasuHina will be a very healthy relationship. Not going to lie, but from first hand experience, it is so very hard to not hold grudges from abusive treatments, moreover killing attempts.

 

8. She Considered Him As Close Friend

She called him “Sasuke-kun” both in canon and filler (movie) so she thought of him as a close one. You can see it in Juubi war arcs and movie “Bonds”. Japanese people are so polite, they won’t add “kun” to a stranger’s name.  Besides, Uchiha and Hyuga were actually neighbours in Konoha so it is impossible to not meet or at least know each other.

Aren’t they in the same academy as well? Even they sat closely in class. So, the argument that they don’t know each other because they never seemed to speak is wrong.

 

9. She is His “Light”

Sasuke and Hinata are like yin and yang. Sasuke represents darkness and Hinata represents light. He is so rude and she is so kind. He is so strong and she is so weak. They complement each other very well. Hinata can help Sasuke to be a better person and Sasuke in return can make Hinata stronger. Can it be sweeter?

 

10. She Looks Like His Mother

I wrote above that SasuHina looks like FugaMiko. Even Hinata’s appearance in chapter 700 seemed like Mikoto while Sakura looked like Kushina (remember that “find a girl like me” phase from Kushina?).

How could their roles get switched? Tell me it is genjutsu! It is so obvious that they are OOC and not meant to be that way! NaruSaku and SasuHina should happen instead!

 

THEIR MOMENTS

I’ve written before that SasuHina is most likely to happen if the manga proceed to the right direction and if only Kishimoto manned up and did what he intended from beginning. Here are the re-explanations of their moments (I added a few other things too):

 

1. Chuunin Exams, the only canon moment (but non-speaking one) between SasuHina where Hinata looked in awe to Sasuke after he beat Yoroi. She recognized his strenght.

2. In movie “Bonds”, they spoke briefly but some fans said that it was unusual for Sasuke to notice someone like that. I don’t know if it was my imagination, but Sasuke seemed to give Hinata an INTENSE glare. Moreover Sasuke was protecting Hinata’s ship. Why would he do that? He was not the caring Sasuke like in Part 1 who could protect his teammates. Hinata was supposed to be nobody to him at that point. So why did he bother to protect her while Naruto was around? If he did nothing, Naruto would be able to send rasengan from his position. Even Naruto was thankful  for his action. Orochimaru also asked whether something good happened to him because he sensed Sasuke was happier. Perhaps it was because of Hinata?

3. In “Road to Ninja”, Charasuke (Sasuke) was interested in Hinata also had his heart beat faster. Since Hinata in RTN still loved Menma (Naruto), maybe the real Sasuke’s feelings was also similiar with his counterpart? (Sasuke and Hinata have so many similiarities in real world, right?)

4. In Naruto’s ending “Cascade” by Unlimits, there are Sasuke-Hinata-Naruto-Sakura. Hinata was seen to look at Sasuke while Sakura was the opposite. If NaruSaku was to be canon, then maybe actually SasuHina too?

5. In chapter 700, Sasuke was travelling around the world without caring for his “happy” family so his so-called “daughter” felt neglected. Why did he do that while nothing urgent happen to him? Where is his “love” for his number-one-fangirl-that-suddenly-raises-a-child-for-him? If a man loved his family so much, he wouldn’t neglect them, moreover if nothing important happened. Maybe he doesn’t love his family enough to stay with them because he loves SOMEONE ELSE, namely, Hinata? (based on previous analysis).

6. In “The Last Movie”, he didn’t attend Hinata’s wedding with Naruto while the groom was his best of the best bestfriend. If your bestfriend got married, while you had all time in the world, would you came? OF COURSE any NORMAL man would! But Sasuke wouldn’t do that simplest act for his bestie after all Naruto has done for him. Maybe because he couldn’t see Hinata married to another man?

 

THEIR POPULARITY

You can’t deny that SasuHina is one of the most popular Sasuke’s hetero pairings over there. Its popularity exceeds SasuKarin, SasuIno and almost all other Sasufemale pairings. Since SasuSaku is so abusive and unhealthy (and Sakura is better off with Naruto anyway according to CANON moments), who is the best to be paired to Sasuke for canon other than Hinata? Karin can be with Suigetsu and Ino can be with Shikamaru/Kiba/Sai (I don’t object SaiIno).

 

SHOULD BE CANON!

From those observations, according to common and canon senses, SasuHina should be canon. Other ships will negate some of Sasuke’s canon traits like his fondness of long haired girl, calmness, etc. It is okay to ship other pairings in AU like in fanfiction or fanart, but not in canon because they won’t fit in.

As a fangirl of Sasuke, actually I also want Sasuke to be mine only. But I can see that for the best and canon senses, it should be Hinata. I am not that forceful towards my OTP. From previous post, you know that I love Legolas-Eowyn (The Lord of The Rings) and Harry-Cho (Harry Potter). None of them canon but I didn’t complain because I knew they were not meant to be in canon. I can accept Faramir-Eowyn and Harry-Ginny although a bit dissappointed.

But Naruto is a different case. NaruSaku should be canon from their developments while SasuHina is the only possible pairing for Sasuke from canon point of view.

If you still disagreed after knowing all those points, then try to read SasuHina fanfic. I was too formerly not into this pairing but after read some random SasuHina fanfics, suddenly I changed my mind! It made me crave for more and addicted to it in no time! The timid Hyuga and arrogant Uchiha create the best romance possible in Naruto!

Unlike SasuSaku who often changes Sakura into a person she is not, like an independent or harsh woman (while in canon she is meek and total submissive in front of Sasuke), Hinata is being herself most of the time in SasuHina. She DOESN’T NEED TO CHANGE to be the suitable one for Sasuke. She is true to herself and Sasuke also is true to himself (cool and arrogant) but they still work out. THIS is a relationship that I look for : sweet, makes sense and healthy where the couple can be themselves. SasuSaku can be as sweet as cherry but Sakura or Sasuke must change into another person. They can stay in fanworks actually with healthier relationship because they can’t be an example in canon. SasuKarin? Please, when Karin seduced Sasuke, it reminded me of a b*tch. And Sasuke didn’t seem to react to that sexual moves, did he? If he loved her, he would not act so passively towards her.

As his fangirl, I want Sasuke to be with a kind of yamato nadeshiko type of girl, who is modest, calm, caring, loving, cooking well, can be a good mother for his kids, and can be role model for them too. Hinata Hyuga is the only girl in Sasuke’s age that fit into those categories.

 

POSSIBLE FUTURE

I have written my SasuHina headcanon ending here, but many fans also created their own SasuHina headcanon. Some that I love are:

 

Fanfic

1. Sweet Union

Summary :  Sasuke Uchiha knows how precious his new life is.  After the 4th Shinobi war, dangers still threatens his new family.  Sasuke will do anything to keep Hinata and his son safe.  He will protect his most cherished people from his enemies past or present.

 

This is one of the best current headcanons in fanfiction. NaruSaku-SasuHina happened in most current Naruto setting. Naruto was becoming Hokage, Sakura worked in the hospital, Sasuke became high ranked ANBU and Hinata was a jounin with her own team. This is like a dream come true for me! If only Kishimoto gave us this type of ending…

 

2. Her First

Summary : He was The Uchiha Sasuke. He was the ex-Avenger, the most feared shinobi in the great nations! He was- “Daddy, I wanna get down!” -a loving father.

 

This was made before the ending but still good and relevant enough to current Naruto setting. The family interaction is so sweet that it can melt you inside!

 

3. How To Lie Your Way To Power

Summary : After taking the position of hokage, young Naruto has been struggling for over a year. Power hungry factions grew all over Konoha and no one trusts him. To gain influence in the council, he must retake his ANBU. This is where jonin Uchiha Sasuke, a long forgotten Marriage Contract and adviser Shikamaru’s lack of imagination, stepped in to save the day.

 

If you want more Naruto story after ending which is full of actions, conspirations, and battle of wits, this is the story for you. It is not a typical momma soap opera like Gaiden or trash filled with copycat slash spoiled kids like Boruto Movie. It is like the real Naruto ending with IC characters and believable love story. The pairing of course SasuHina – NaruSaku but their development built from scratch, not suddenly appeared out of nowhere. This author should write Naruto 699+ not Kishi! At least this story is realistic!

 

Fanart

 

 

I have mentioned in previous post that I love this SasuHina family, consist of one set of twins and two other siblings. One byakugan user and three sharingan users, two boys and two girls. Perfect for Uchiha’s revival!

 

SasuHina’s son named Daichi made by fans. He is cool and good-looking, really convinces me that he is really Sasuke’s child because he looks like him, not ugly or nerd. I have posted about a pretty SasuHina’s daughter named Mana here and they could be cute siblings. Mana can hold sharingan while Daichi holds the byakugan. Cool!

 

SasuHina’s family I found somewhere. They look really good. I especially love the youngest child (in the middle). He resembles Sasuke with Itachi’s hairstyle. Really good looking and much much better than Salad will ever been.

 

Sanada is cool. He is the perfect mix of Uchiha-Hyuuga genes with Itachi’s appearance.  He must be really strong and deserves to be the next Uchiha clan head, not some copycat “daughter” wearing glasses that still has unknown ability with sharingan (also with OOC-ness potential!). Sanada even can unlock new doujutsu as the result of the combination of sharingan and byakugan.

 

 

These SasuHina’s kids are good looking, especially the girl. She is so pretty! I am sure she will be the new village heartthrob just like his father. This is what Uchiha girl should look like! I can’t understand until now why did Kishimoto draw a girl so ugly as Salad? I really doubt now that she has any connection with Sasuke. My precious baby who is said to be one of the most handsome men in Konoha and has a mother so beautiful wouldn’t ever have produced something so ugly like that! I am sure Salad is the daughter of some unknown deceased Uchiha adopted by Sasuke out of pity, then she was given to Sakura to be raised. If Sasuke is to have daughter, at least she must be pretty like this girl above!

 

Okay, this is for now. I may post another ones later if there are something new I want to add.

Long live SasuHina!

Another Anti Naruto Ending Rants

I don’t know if I will ever have enough to criticize Naruto ending. Really, everything in 698 chapters were ignored just for the sake of 2 chapters, 2 movies, some novels and miniseries. That is terrible! So let’s begin about the rants.

 

1. Red Herring

What makes me feel most dissappointed is that “red herring” case. You don’t make red herring as the most developed relationship in entire series. The main pairing should win the development area although the red herring still lurks behind. Inuyasha can be taken as example. There was Kikyou-Inuyasha (Inukik) pairing as red herring BUT the main pairing, Inuyasha-Kagome (Inukag) got the right amounts of development. Sometimes when I still watched Inuyasha, I wished that Inukik happened because it was sweet, but the development of Inukag was so much that  I could give up the red herring. I didn’t post how “shitty” the ending was because Inukik didn’t happen. Why? Because it MAKES SENSE!

I don’t oppose Naruhina that much because it is healthy and makes sense IF proper development given. But what we got from the Last Movie was so much OOC-ness that I didn’t recognize Naruto anymore. It looks like an AU movie.

I though it could be better if Naruhina was the red herring and Narusaku was the main pairing. It is SO OBVIOUS that Narusaku has more developments than Naruhina. But since those developments were ignored, no wonder the fans are not that acceptable towards the “canon pairings” and the sales is not that good.

 

2. Sasusaku (again!)

I still don’t understand until today why there are people who love Sasusaku while this pairing is so abusive and unhealthy. SS fans argued that Sasuke was not in the right mind when he was trying to kill Sakura and worse, trying to save her from himself BY KILLING HER. I will never understand why killing a person is supposed to mean as protection while Sasuke never cared for Sakura at the lava. If someone loved a person secretly, in a life or death situation, the secrecy would be thrown aside to save the loved one. But how come Sasuke DIDN’T  do that? Yeah, because NO LOVE whatsoever for Sakura whatever those SS fans imagined.

They also said that Sasuke has changed after that “forehead poke of destiny” in 699, but why did this “better” Sasuke has never been home for his “happy” family? Where is the “true love”, SS lovers? I don’t see love at all from this pairing even in canon situation. Naruhina is better because at least Naruto is there for his family.

Another argument from SS fans is that Sasusaku has a kid so they must be lovey-dovey like what their fanfictions/fanarts depicted. Hey, that kid could be:

 

1. A side-effect of one night stand

2. A result from drunkard or drugged night

3. Karin’s child (look at the glasses and her traits!)

4. Itachi’s child (with unknown woman before he died, then Sasuke took her with him and asked Sakura to raise the child. Since Sakura was so submissive towards Sasuke, she would do ANYTHING for him. The child grew up thinking that Sasusaku was her real parents that was why she behaved like Sasusaku)

5. Sasuke’s attempt to revive his clan by DONATING his sperm to Sakura’s (or Karin’s/another woman’s) womb so although no intercouse happen, that child could be conceived and Sakura was asked to raise her. Hey, that is not impossible since Konoha has become New York city!

6. Made by Sasuke’s/Itachi’s/Madara’s/whatever Uchiha’s DNA and planted to Sakura’s (or Karin’s/another woman’s) womb and Sakura was asked to raise her

7. Another Uchiha’s (that suprisingly survived the massacre by moving somewhere) kid that lost her parents at young age then Sasuke took her with him and asked Sakura to raise the child

8. Hinata’s child (she uses glasses because apparently the mix of byakugan and sharingan are too strong for her eyes) and Sakura was asked to raise her

 

Note : The “Uchiha case” only happened is if the child held sharingan. If not, she could be Sai’s/another dark haired man’s child for all we know (except for scenario number 8). But if the child held sharingan, doesn’t it mean she would go blind since she wears glasses? Itachi, the prodigy of Uchiha, had normal eyes, and also a man, was almost blind. How can a glasses girl survive? If she did, then it would be another OOC-ness

 

Yeah, that is how my creative mind made scenario because Sasuke doesn’t seem to love that child (and Sakura) enough to stay with them.

I don’t care whether Sasusaku is married or not, because what is the point of a marriage without another party’s consent? Even if they got married, it could be paper marriage only so the child got legality out of Sasuke’s pity. If I were Sasusaku’s shipper (though it will never be), I would be really angry at this ending.

So, there is no any arguments from Sasusaku’s fans that makes this pairing at least makes sense. Sasusaku is still abusive and unhealthy in all timelines (if formerly Sakura was abused very badly, now she must endure being neglected with a child to raise). Where is the beauty of this ship, SS lovers?

Maybe in fanworks like fanfictions, fanarts, and so on, SS lovers can make a very romantic SS love story but this kind of thing only exists in fans’ imagination. That is why it shouldn’t be canon in the first place. No independent Sakura or lovely Sasuke in canon like those fanworks depicted. Canon only told us how meek is Sakura around Sasuke and how jackass is Sasuke to Sakura. That is not good for both of them.

Besides, Sasusaku being canon negates all Sasuke’s traits. He said that he loved girls with long hair, but why did he choose a girl whose hair was short most of the time? He complained about noisy people, but why didn’t he mind with Sakura that was as noisy as Ino? He never paid any attention to his fangirls but suddenly he was being together with his number one fangirl? Where is the canon sense in that matter?

At very least, don’t make another Naruto fans hate Sasusaku more by forcing them to accept Sasusaku just because it is canon. No, I will never accept this ABUSIVE and UNHEALTHY relationship which DOESN’T MAKE SENSE. The last resort of SS lovers, those “canon” and “salty” arguments, are not enough to change my mind so why don’t they just leave another Naruto shippers in peace? They can shout “canon” all they like, but keep it in that big fanbase that can’t even save Naruto’s franchise from failing. Well, the facts that Sakura became worst heroine ever, rejections from another fans, no SS promotions made until now also the decrease of Naruto sales are enough as proofs of how bad things are for Naruto because of that so-called “canon pairing”.

I haven’t seen these annoying fans in any fandom before. Wonder why? Maybe because, unlike Naruto, the “canon” of those other fandoms are not so horrible so canon pairings’ supporters didn’t feel threatened by another better developed pairing.

 

3. Sakura

Oh my, I don’t like what Sakura has become in this series. After paired off with her abuser, now she is not even sanin. IMHO, she deserves it because of how terrible she is. Because of this ending, now all I see is a girl who is selfish and obsessive. She made use of Naruto’s feelings (love? crush?) to get Sasuke back. Then she threw away all her developments just to be with an abusive guy who didn’t have any interest in her in the slightest. She was selfish towards Naruto and didn’t even care for Sasuke’s feelings because she was that obsessive. It seems like the most important thing for her is being with Sasuke, who cares about development, Naruto or Sasuke’s feelings. She is the worst, just like what China Times reported.

 

4. Design

Is it only me or the designs are so ugly in the ending? I can’t believe Salad has anything to do with Sasuke because he is hot as hell since academy and she is the opposite. That reminds me that SS fans has ever said that Sasuke was attracted by Sakura’s “beauty” but Salad is anything but beautiful. What kind of Uchiha is nerd like that?

Naruto’s children are not better. Hinata’s beauty is going to be wasted because none of her children inherited her physical appearance.

Sasuke last handsome appearance perhaps is in The Last movie. After that, maybe he went through plastic surgery to be Madara’s twin to enhance his Uchiha’s image. Sasuke is so horrible that I am not sure that he is my Sasuke anymore. My Sasuke is handsome and cool, not like that!

And my good-looking Gaara is weird as hell. I used to like Gaara, but not anymore since he became a weirdo.

Oh my, this is not Naruto that I knew anymore! In Gintama Movie 2, the future characters changed to be more good-looking, but future Naruto made its characters and new characters worse than before! A series has to be improved, not going backwards!

 

5. Popularity

It is sad if the rumours are true that the ending of Naruto was made due to popularity. As far as I know, Harry-Hermione is more popular than Harry-Ginny, then why did JK Rowling choose Harry-Ginny instead as endgame pairing of Harry Potter?

I am glad JK Rowling wrote what she wanted, not depend on fans’ preference. No wonder she is loved by her fans. She built her characters’ developments from scratch, that is why her ending didn’t have this mess.

If only Kishimoto followed her lead, maybe Naruto would be different. It is okay to consider popularity, but it should have proper development as well. If the popular pairings were decent, maybe it would be different story. But current so-called popular pairings are underdeveloped even unhealthy, so yeah, this commotion happened.

 

Now I hold unto my headcanon ending if dealing with Naruto, which consist of Narusaku and Sasuhina (read more here), because I can never accept an ending that is so horrible.

Narusaku is just meant to be with all developments directed for them throughout the series, and Sasuhina has so many similiarities that I am afraid that Hinata is the female version of Sasuke in softer personality (read my previous post). Some people disagree with Sasuhina by using “lack of development” card, but according to me, those similiarities/paralells are Sasuhina’s developments. Sasukarin will negate Sasuke’s traits again because of Karin’s short hair and fangirl-self.

Some fans wanted Sasuke’s going solo if Narusaku happened, but I don’t think it would be good for Sasuke. I know many Sasuke’s fans can’t let him go with another one, but he needs to revive his clan, doesn’t he? I also am Sasuke’s fans (fangirl, if you must) but in my opinion, only Hinata that is suitable for Sasuke because she doesn’t contradict him at all in canon version (long hair, not noisy, not fangirl). Don’t worry, we can still read many Sasuke x Reader fanfictions out there!

Besides, everyone talked about Uchiha’s revival and Salad’s horrible genes. Didn’t Uchiha come from Hyuga? So Uchiha genes would be more intact if not better because of the mix of two doujutsu users’ genes. Their children would be powerful.

But will the fans like them if these pairings became canon? How’s about popularity? I say don’t worry, because as long as Narusaku happens, it will calm the fans down while Sasuhina is one of the most popular Sasuke’s hetero pairings that has ever been there, although not many people realize it. I think the fans will accept it if the story makes sense, just like Harry-Ginny. At least I haven’t met with anti Harry Potter ending blog yet.

But since the ending has been revealed, maybe Kishimoto could make AU series like Ginpachi in Gintama whose story is different with the current one. If Kishimoto still would not budge, then good bye Naruto. I will live with my headcanon ending forever.

How Naruto Should Have Ended : The Perfect Alternate Ending (NaruSaku and SasuHina)

I always think that the perfect ending of Naruto should be NaruSaku and SasuHina.

Because this series is about Naruto, he should achieve his dreams (being hokage, get acknowledgment, and married to his dream girl). Besides, the show consists of Naruto – Sakura development respectively so it is weird when he got married to another girl. It will give message to the readers to never give up your dreams.
Sakura could be better with Naruto because she would be more mature that way and not her 12-years-old-fangirl-self anymore. She would be a beautiful transformation from a usual pathetic girl to legendary medic head and the wife of hokage.
Sasuke would be so much more suitable with Hinata because she resembles his mother, cool, calm, has the same experiences as him, and the only one who is not his fangirl. Sasuke also doesn’t like noisy people so they would be perfect. She is the only one who can talk to him like any normal girl, without those heart-shaped eyes. She is also perfect as Uchiha matriach because she can give birth to many children to revive his clan (look at Hyuga twins genes!). She has indigo hair, so Uchiha won’t be seen with weird hair colors just like its trademark. It will be sooo perfect!
Hinata would be mature just like Sakura and move on to a better man. Since she is so weak, it would be better if she has this protective and strong guy around (I imagine Sakura would go in rebellion phase if treated that way). She also has never been hurt by Sasuke so would not hold grudges.
Everyone is happy and has a healthy relationships that makes sense. Naruto could still laugh and do pranks with his children, Sasuke would stay in Konoha to protect his wife and children, and Sakura would be the medic head while Hinata could be a jonin. Yes, it is the perfect ending!
Anybody wouldn’t dare to criticize NaruSaku, what with so many developments and hints along the way. Maybe SasuHina would be a little rocky because of their small direct developments but they have their own indirect developments and they make sense. The idea of Sasuke marrying a calm and non-fangirl who has never been hurt by him is appealing. SasuKarin? Please, she is just a fangirl like Sakura! She should be together with Suigetsu.
So, the (alternate) ending would be like this:

In my headcanon, after the war, Sakura and Hinata both tried to confess to the men but rejected. They were heartbroken and became bestfriend because of their same experience. During her heartbroken phase, Naruto tried to cheer Sakura’s up with his silly pranks and actions. Finally, Sakura realized that it was Naruto who had always been there for her and her feelings grew for him. Thus the two began closer.

Hinata was sad but still happy for them. That was when she met Sasuke, who was trying to reintegrate with the people of Konoha (he got his artificial arms). They became fast friends because she didn’t try to hug him like those fangirls also they had similiar experiences. Unknown to her, Sasuke began to like her.

When Sakura and Naruto engaged, Hinata was heartbroken once again. It was Sasuke who tried to calm her down. Some time later, he confessed to her. Seeing his sincerity, she gladly accepted, trying to move on from Naruto. Later, she realized that she also had genuine feelings for him.

The two couples got married, had children, and lived happily ever after.

See the difference with that OOC canon ending? Sasuke is back to Konoha, not wander around because if he did then what’s the point of Naruto chasing after him for years? He rebuilds his clan with his beautiful wife and has many children, also gets his artificial arms (come on, he needs to do hand seals, doesn’t he?). Naruto can achieve all of his dreams and be happy with Sakura, having children inherited their lively traits. Hinata can be a jonin, a teacher in academy, and has her own team (maybe consists of Naruto and Kiba’s children?). Sakura can be the medic head. Naruto and Sasuke will often do play date with their children. Both have daughters and sons so later one of their daughter and son can be a couple as well.

See, Kishimoto? You don’t need the forced couples or OOC movie to make Sasuke-Naruto’s kids together. SasuSaku or NaruSasu fans would respect NaruSaku because of their developments and SasuHina would not draw too many protests because of their similarity, compability and healthy relationships. With this kind of ending, I am sure Naruto would still be loved until his grandchildren’s series. Bolt could be NaruSaku’s boy, while Himawari and Salad could be SasuHina’s children, just erase Himawari’s marker and blue eyes also Salad’s glasses.

Now, the fans are angry because NaruHina could not happen without OOCness and Sasusaku is just the worst couple ever because of its abusive nature. It gave bad messages to million Naruto’s fans like “be fangirls for life and you will get that guy”, “endure all bullshit treatments as long as the guy is handsome”, and “just face it, you can’t achieve your dreams”. What the fuck is good with that?

I do hope Kishimoto could make alternate ending whether in movie, novel, manga, or anything possible. You can’t just write NaruSaku for so long for “red herring” also make all these similiarities in SasuHina then run away like that! You shouldn’t write them at all if you don’t plan to make them together! That makes you a very bad author! Just look at this picture! They look so happy together:

Even some of fans designs are better than canon, like :

SasuHina’s daughter named Mana made by fans, looks so much better than Salad or Himawari. This should be what Sasuke’s and Hinata’s daughter like, pretty and cute. Honestly, Himawari and Salad have ugly designs. Himawari could be better without that marked face (really, why did she have one without Kurama?) and Salad is just horrible with that unpleasant traits and glasses.

I like this design more than the canon hokage Naruto’s design. Look at him, this is the REAL Naruto! Laughing, not scowling and so serious. Current Naruto’s design is bad in my opinion.

So, whatever happens to Naruto in the future, I don’t care. If Naruto’s future still stayed the same then I would stay the same, not acknowledging it and be content with my headcanon ending. For me, NaruSaku-SasuHina happened after chapter 698. No one can change my opinion so don’t bother to try. Current Naruto is just a filler to me and I won’t ever touch any Naruto’s franchise ever. Won’t waste my money for an author who has the heart to mislead millions of his fans for years.
Yeah, it’s how the Naruto should have ended for me, NaruSaku and SasuHina. They are perfectly happy and suitable together. End of story. And nothing will change me.

SasuHina Subtle Canon Hints : Can It Be Real?

SasuHina is the term used for the pairing of Sasuke Uchiha and Hinata Hyuga from Naruto.

Some people said that they don’t make sense since they almost never interacted, but I don’t think so. They have other means to build development. For example, they have many similiarities, like both are calm, being looked down by their fathers, have strong brothers to compete, and from highly prestigious clans so they will understand each other very well. Also their costume’s colors strangely match at each other.

Their blood types match too with Fugaku – Mikoto Uchiha (Hinata’s blood type: A & Sasuke’s blood type: AB while Fugaku’s blood type: AB  & Mikoto’s blood type: A).  Not to mention that Hinata resembles Mikoto so much, both in appearance and personality. Guys love girls that resemble their mothers, right? Look, they will be exactly same with FugaMiko :

Sasuke has ever said that he loves girl with long hair. He also doesn’t like noisy people around. And since he is always surrounded by fangirls and never paid attention, I don’t think he will be suitable with one that hanging around him with adoration eyes. What better choice for him other than HINATA HYUGA? Sakura & Karin don’t have that long hair and are fangirls, while Ino, although has long hair, also is fangirl. Yeah, if only Kishimoto was stick to his manga development, I am sure SasuHina would be canon. He wouldn’t make those paralells just for nothing!

My certainty is based on some canon moments they have together. Here is my analysis:

1. When Sasuke defeated Yoroi in chuunin exams, Hinata seemed impressed. From there, Hinata has a good impression of Sasuke.

2. In Naruto’s movie “Bonds”, I saw them interact with each other. Hinata called, “Sasuke-kun?” and he replied with, “Urusai (shut up).” Yeah, that is not the reaction that I expected, but Sasuke was always rude to everyone so it doesn’t mean he hated Hinata. Because after that Sasuke helped Hinata’s ship by destroying the enemy coming for it. It means that Sasuke protected Hinata. Why did he help Hinata’s ship if he hated her? If anything, he should pay no mind, shouldn’t him?

Morever, Orochimoru noticed that Sasuke was a bit happier after that event. Why was he happier when he only met Naruto that has happened many times? He wasn’t always happier when meeting him, right? So maybe he was happier because he met Hinata? And Hinata called him “Sasuke-kun” so he is a friend to her.

3. In Naruto’s movie “Road to Ninja”, Sasuke clearly showed interest and had doki-doki moment with Hinata. Could it be the sign that he is interested in her in real world? Because Hinata is still interested in Menma (Naruto) in RTN just like in real world. Since both of them in real world are so similiar in traits, maybe his feelings towards her is genuine in real world?

4. In Naruto’s chapter 700, Sasuke is shown wander around. Why did he neglect his village without any importance? Maybe he couldn’t stand watching Hinata to be with Naruto and didn’t like being with Sakura? (I don’t think a kid as the proof of love because he could be drunk or it was simply one night stand. If he truly was in love, he wouldn’t be in journey)

5. Naruto’s movie, “The Last” can strenghten analysis number 4, because Sasuke didn’t attend Naruto’s wedding with Hinata just for the sake of going around the world without any purpose. That is very strange. Naruto is his number one bestfriend, who has brought him back from darkness, so why he couldn’t make just a little time to say “congratulations” in Naruto’s wedding? No need to stay for too long in the party, even just 5 minutes to shake hands is alright. Maybe because he couldn’t see the love of his life, Hinata, getting married to Naruto?

Hmm… yeah… yeah… maybe not everyone has interpretation like me, but I can’t just neglect those things! It looks like Kishimoto wanted to say, “sorry, actually I wanted SasuHina but under tight circumstances it couldn’t be, but don’t worry, I have prepared these subtle hints for you. Read between the lines!” Yes, I do, Kishimoto!

According to me, Sasuke always loves Hinata, but she only looked at Naruto that was why he never confessed to her. When he heard about her wedding with Naruto, his heart was broken but he couldn’t interfere because the groom was his bestfriend. So he excused himself from the wedding by pretending to travel around the world. But after that, he realized that he couldn’t come back to Konoha, knowing that he would see Hinata’s happy life with Naruto so he chose to wander around again. Sometimes he would go home just to see her face but never stayed too long.

Hell yeah, that perfectly makes sense to me and I don’t need anyone’s approval on this. Also, in my imagination, later, SasuHina will be reunited. So, years later, apparently Hinata’s marriage is failing and that is the time where Sasuke comes in. She realizes about Sasuke’s feelings as the time goes by and slowly fall for him. They divorce/separate with current partners and get married. Then they will have many kids together and at long last they can have their own happy ending (NaruSaku can be together too).  That will be perfect to cover Naruto’s horrible ending, Kishimoto!

At least the idea to make AU movie with NaruSaku & SasuHina will be good. Not SasuKarin, because SasuHina is more popular than SasuKarin. You like to pair someone because of popularity, don’t you, Kishimoto?

I know there will be someone who won’t be happy with this post or this pairing, but at least SasuHina is healthy relationships, unlike SasuSaku with its brutal development. Sasuke never laid his finger towards Hinata. Added by their similarities and subtle hints above, they will be the best and sweetest couple in Naruto. Their relationships also make sense.

A SasuHina fan potrayed their marriage life with four kids (some of them are twins) and they are really cute. Here is the pic:

Their names are Shinsuke, Himawari, Satoru, and Hikari. Strangely enough, the name of one of Hinata’s child in canon is Himawari.

So yeah, whatever happened or said about this pairing in Naruto, I will forever ship SasuHina. It is sweet, healthy, and makes sense. It is a shame that Kishimoto could not realize the beauty of SasuHina. If he did, Naruto’s ending would be very much better.

 

P. S. : For more updated version about SasuHina, click here

SasuSaku : The Worst Pairing I Have Ever Seen

I never thought that I would hate a pairing so much to the point of sick. Yes, this only happened when I found this Sakura Haruno-Sasuke Uchiha/SasuSaku (SS) pairing in Naruto. WORST PAIRING EVER!
You wonder why? Here are the reasons:

1. Sakura is a lifetime and hardcore fangirl of Sasuke
Yeah, she is that fangirl who only cares about his good looks and superficial traits. Look at her act. Very childish, immature, and shallow.

2. Sasuke ABUSED her and tried to KILL her
Yeah, he HATES her so much to the point of trying to kill her THREE TIMES. Not to mention other rejections and harsh treatments before. And to think that there are fans who support violent pairing… this is just SO WRONG!

Even after everything he did, when he finally said sorry, she answered by : “sorry for what, Sasuke-kun?” Oh shit, does this girl even have a brain? Look at what he did!

I wouldn’t ever forgive Sasuke if I were her.  This is not true love, this is a toxic love and unhealthy obsession! This is BAD EXAMPLE for any woman who watches Naruto!

3. Sakura has no self-respect at all
Forget about her being strongest kunoichi in medic whatsover. She is just forever fangirl who doesn’t have self-respect for herself. Even after being hurt physically and emotionally, and almost killed, now she must look after a child while her “supposed-to-be-lover” is nowhere to be seen. Anything for good looks only, huh? What a shallow mind is that!
In the Last Movie, she said something like, “when a girl truly loves someone, that can’t be changed.” ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I am a girl and knew how to love someone so deeply but not to the point of could not change when he treated me badly. Because I am not a fangirl, not stupid, have self-respect, and not into good looks only just like our so-called “heroine”. Shame on her! She is the worst heroine ever!

4. Does Sasuke even love her?
I have this headcanon that Sasuke NEVER loved her. Proof? He said it himself in chapter 693, just a few chapters before ending!

Even after there is a child named Salad that looks like Karin so much under her protection (yeah, maybe she is Karin’s child?), he has never seen to be with her and wanders around. What a fucking loving guy is to wander around when he is so much in love with Sakura like those SS shippers claim? Yeah, in SS lovers’ mind, it is so logical when you leave your love behind! So this is LOVE? More like slavery in the name of love to me. Maybe this short doujin will do justice:

If Sasuke loved Sakura so much, he should be in the Konoha, rebuilding his clan and having so many babies with her. He is the last of his clan, shouldn’t he do many procreations? He LOVES her, doesn’t he? So what’s the matter with having children with her? The only logical reason is he never loved her, probably just using her to have a child and then, could not stand her behaviour anymore, he ran away (this only can be seen from those who have brains, not blinded by shipping glasses).
Having a kid is not the proof of love either. That could be the side effect of one night stand. And one night stand doesn’t need true love. Or maybe Sasuke was drunk at that time so he had no control towards his action? That is if Salad is Sakura’s TRUE child, not Karin’s or another woman’s (see various scenarios about how Salad became in my second anti-Sasusaku rants here).

5. Sakura’s love is selfish
Love should be two ways, not one-sided moreover obsessive. SS lovers always claim how much Sakura loves Sasuke, but do they ever think about Sasuke’s feelings? Sakura is so selfish and so are her fans!

So yeah, those are my reasons to dislike this pairing. I wonder, what did Kishimoto think when he decided to make SS canon? Well…

Many fans have suspected that SS became canon just so the next generations of Naruto have many potential fans (and merchandise buyers), not because of development, love, or chemistry between characters whatsoever. SasuSaku and NaruHina (Naruto-Hinata/NH) are some of most popular pairings in Naruto and also Hinata’s seiyuu is so popular. They also plan to ship future SS/NH kids (Bolt-Salad) to get other most popular fanbase, SasuNaru (Sasuke-Naruto/SN), to flock to the future story. Yes, they have four combos for ultimate popularity and success!

So, they made this ending, followed by two movies, miniseries, and novels, expecting it to be hugely popular so the show could go on like DBZ even untill Naruto’s grandchildren’s series. Too bad for you, many Naruto’s fans also have LOGIC that is why instead of success, the show is criticized heavily.

As popular as they are, SasuSaku and NaruHina are lack of development and logic, mainly SasuSaku. I don’t have a problem with NaruHina because Naruto never mistreated Hinata, but SasuSaku is almost impossible to happen in the real world. How could a girl still love a boy, no matter how good looking he was, after he was trying to kill her THREE TIMES? Not only that, he LEFT her alone with a kid to look after! Where is the girl’s power, emancipation, or self-respect in that matter? Girls are not slaves!

It seems like Kishimoto doesn’t want this kind of ending either. If he wanted it since 8 years ago like he claimed, why did he make SS development so negative? It is clear that he didn’t want SS to happen and wanted NaruSaku (Naruto-Sakura/NS) instead, what with so many developments between them along the series. This argument is strengthen by his own claim that he didn’t know how SS pairing happened. How could the author not know when he planned it 8 years ago?!

Perhaps some other factions in production were kind of forcing or persuading him to change his ending which supposed to be NS to be more profitable. Probably he was powerless and couldn’t do anything so yeah, the ending became like that. But there is also probability that he did it willingly, thinking that it was the best marketing strategy and clearly not expecting it to backfire. What a pity.

Now after Naruto series hated by many of its very own fans, the producers decided to go back baiting the old fans by making SasuNaru things in the last manga of 72, saying there was a “secret” in that manga. So their SS and NH plan failed miserably? Why didn’t the marketing team use the so-called most popular pairings as promotion if they were that successful?

Maybe because many Naruto fans can not accept the ending, SS fans tried to bully them to accept it. Yeah, they are trolling everywhere. They thought that by scaring other shippers, it would make the ending acceptable by force. Too bad, it did the otherwise.

You know, before, I actually didn’t give a shit about SS and peacefully shipped SasuHina (Sasuke-Hinata/SH) but not after one SS fan gave a flame to one of my favorite SH fanfics that I felt so much hatred towards that ship. I knew many of my OTPs are not canon but I never saw any flame in their fics just because they are not canon. Seriously, what is wrong with making fanworks that are not canon? Aren’t that fanworks like, to unleash imagination? It’s not that we get any financial benefit or disturb the main story. Let us be with our imagination!

But those SS fans are just so happy their illogical pairing happen so they have this feeling to “protect” the ending and bash everyone who doesn’t make fanworks based on canon. If they though that it would make everyone acknowledge the ending, that is a WRONG MOVE! I will not ever acknowedge this ending moreover like SS. Forever I will be always stick to SasuHina. To me, Naruto’s ending is Narusaku and Sasuhina and anything otherwise is just illusion made by SS fanatics who don’t have logic. How could they have logic if they still like abusive pairing with negative development? Even whenever Sasuke and Sakura were trying to kill each other, they still saw it as sign of love. How delusional can someone be? Thanks God, I am saved from this madness they called love!

SS fans read too many fanworks about Sasuke and Sakura that mostly have been smoothed by OOCness and overdose love effect so they are blind to reality that actually Sasuke never showed any love to Sakura throughout the series. Even his killing attemps to Sakura are called love! Yes! Yes! This is the logic of fans tried to be pleased by Kishimoto! I won’t be surprised if SS fanbase consists of teenagers that don’t know about the true concept of love besides I-love-good-looking-guy. They make Sakura as their self-insert so they can be loved by this cool and strong guy eventhough they are fangirling so badly. Oh, don’t forget this OOC charm so Sasuke looks lovey-dovey. Can I throw up here?

Apparently, not only me who hates this abusive pairing, but many Naruto’s fans also feel the same way.

Yeah, not everyone is blinded by that “true love” story. Take that!

So, that is what happen when you choose to set aside logic for popularity. In my opinion, popularity will follow authors who are true to themselves. Authors should have concept before the story flows and not give up their story no matter what. If Kishimoto really wanted SS then make their development along the way beautifully. The same goes for NH. But instead, it is NS which was developed beautifully. This beautiful long development of Naruto and Sakura and their relationships were ruined in the blink of eyes with a reason that really doesn’t make sense like “red herring”. How could their sweet love story get altered by the abusing one just to please certain fans?

Real authors won’t mislead their own fans for years. They won’t make a plot about X and Y for a long time when X finally settles down with Z. That is a very bad writing! That is the same as tricking people and no one’s happy being tricked!

Really, Naruto is the worst story I have ever read and SasuSaku is equivalently the worst pairing I have ever seen!

If I ever had children, I wouldn’t let them read Naruto, a hero who turned to zero just because of some OOC ending chapters. Moreover if my child were female, I would forbide Naruto stritcly. I don’t want my daughter to look up to Sakura, thinking that true love can happen at age of 5 so they can accept whatever their “true love” throw at them without any dignity left. No… no… my daughter should be a smart girl who knows what is the best for her and respects herself. Love is not slavery and certainly not abusive!

So yeah, my final conclusions are:

While Sasuke should…

 

P. S. : For more rants about anti SasuSaku, read here